Our Story
Once upon a time, there was a donkey who didn't know what to do. So the donkey was just standin' around in its barn, feelin' pretty damn hungry.
Luckily, there was a bale of hay not too far off, at one end of the barn. All's good, right? Not exactly. 'Cause the donkey was just as thirsty
It spotted a watering trough at the other end of the barn. And here's the kicker: the bale and trough were the same distance away, opposite ends of the barn.
So, the dilemma - "which one first?" The donkey pondered. Hay or water? Water or hay? The donkey just couldn't decide.
Eventually, unable to make up its mind, the donkey died of both hunger AND thirst.
RIP Donkey, my choomba.